You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Candle
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Smells Like:Scotch & Snow
Inspired By:The Thing by John Carpenter
Trust no one—not even your candle.
Inspired by a snowy sci-fi horror classic, You’ve Gotta Be Fcking Kidding* blends the icy chill of fresh snow with the smoky warmth of aged scotch. The result? A bold, unsettling scent that’s light, rugged, and just a little unhinged.
Hand-poured with a natural coconut wax blend and phthalate-free fragrance oils, this candle brings a raw, cinematic edge to your space—perfect for cold nights, tense vibes, or fans of paranoia-fueled storytelling.
Please note: All scents are our creations, each inspired by different aspects of horror. Some will smell wickedly wonderful, while others may smell appallingly atrocious. It all depends on your nose. Choose wisely.
Ingredients & Materials
Ingredients & Materials
Hauntingly handmade with:
- Sustainable coconut wax blend (beeswax added in summer).
- Lead/zinc-free cotton or wood wicks.
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils.
- Frosted, colored, clear glass jars, or black aluminum tins.
- Metal or wood lids.
- Eggshell matte paper label with a handcrafted design.
Cured for at least 24 hours before shipping.
Care & Safety
Care & Safety
Warning! To prevent fire or injury:
- Always burn candles within sight.
- Trim wick to 1/4” before each use.
- Place on a stable, fire-resistant surface, away from drafts and flammable objects.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours.
Size & Dimensions
Size & Dimensions
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
Our products are inspired by horror films, literature, and pop culture but are not affiliated with or endorsed by any specific creators, studios, or intellectual property owners.
Frightfully Sustainable
At The Smell of Fear, we believe even the darkest creations can be eco-friendly. Our candles are designed with sustainability in mind, so you can enjoy them while caring for the planet.
