You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding
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Scotch and Snow
Unleash a bold, rugged scent with the You've Gotta Be F-cking Kidding Candle, blending frigid snow with warm scotch for a light yet smoky aroma. Made from a coconut wax blend, this candle brings a raw, unapologetic vibe to any space.
Hauntingly handmade with:
- Sustainable coconut wax blend (beeswax added in summer).
- Lead/zinc-free cotton or wood wicks.
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils.
- Frosted, colored, clear glass jars, or black aluminum tins.
- Metal or wood lids.
- Eggshell matte paper label with a handcrafted design.
Cured for at least 24 hours before shipping.
Warning! To prevent fire or injury:
- Always burn candles within sight.
- Trim wick to 1/4” before each use.
- Place on a stable, fire-resistant surface, away from drafts and flammable objects.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours.
Our products are inspired by horror films, literature, and pop culture but are not affiliated with or endorsed by any specific creators, studios, or intellectual property owners.