The Smell of Fear
You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Candle
You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Candle
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*Subtle scent of snow & scotch*
Inspired by 1982's The Thing... smells like the iconic final scene... which one do you think is the alien?
Hauntingly handmade with coconut-soy wax blend, cotton zinc-free wicks, featuring phthalate free scents, offering you a natural, sustainable candle, with a clean burn, low soot and a frighteningly fantastic scent blend.
Please note that these scents are our creations and all are inspired by different aspects of horror. Some will smell wickedly wonderful while some may smell appallingly atrocious. It all depends on your nose. Choose wisely!
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Materials
Materials
Hauntingly handmade with a sustainable coconut-soy-beeswax blend; lead/zinc-free cotton wicks; phthalate-free fragrance oils; Lids are black metal; label is waterproof vinyl with personally crafted design.
Hand poured and cured for several days before shipping.
Dimensions
Dimensions
8oz (227grams) candle is in amber glass jar approx. 3.5in high with a 2.88in diameter opening.
4oz (99grams) candle is in amber glass jar approx 2.4in high with a 2in dia opening.
Care
Care
Warning! To prevent fire and serious injury, burn candles within sight. Only burn the candle on a still, level, & fire-resistant surface away from drafts & flammable objects. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time.
