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You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding

$25.00

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Smells Like Scotch and Snow

Unleash a bold, rugged scent with the You've Gotta Be F-cking Kidding Candle, blending frigid snow with warm scotch for a light yet smoky aroma. Made from natural wax, this candle brings a raw, unapologetic vibe to any space.

Quantity:

Weight: 10oz Film Canister

Ingredients

Hauntingly handmade with a sustainable coconut-soy-beeswax blend; lead/zinc-free cotton wicks; phthalate-free fragrance oils; Lids are black metal; label is waterproof vinyl with personally crafted design.
Hand poured and cured for several days before shipping.

Size

10oz candle is in black metal tin resembling a film cannister approx. 4in high with a 3.25in diameter opening.

Care

Warning! To prevent fire and serious injury, burn candles within sight. Only burn the candle on a still, level, & fire-resistant surface away from drafts & flammable objects. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never burn for more than 4 hours at a time.

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding

$25.00

Scented Stories Await

A scent from my favorite sci-fi horror movie (The Thing - 1982), you already got me. The scotch and snow scent theme from the movie kind of smell like strawberry yogurt, which thinking how much blood and gore was in the movie seems extremely fitting. I would highly recommend this sci-fi horror candle for a perfect day/evening when “nobody trust anybody now, and we’re all very tired”

How awesome is this candle and your business! I bought this candle as a gift to my nephew...this is right up his alley and I know he's going to love it. The groovier the gift the better. Thank you for sharing your awesome candles with us! I will for sure be ordering more.

Hand-Poured Candles

Crafted with care using eco-friendly materials for a chilling atmosphere.

Horror-Inspired Themes

Designed to evoke legends, myths, and nightmares from the darkest tales.

Small Batch Production

Made in small, limited batches to ensure eerie, high-quality creations.

Free Shipping

Free shipping available on orders over $60 for U.S. customers.

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding

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