You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding
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Smells Like:Scotch & Snow
Inspired By:A Snowy Sci-Fi Tale
Unleash a bold, rugged scent with the You've Gotta Be F-cking Kidding Candle, blending frigid snow with warm scotch for a light yet smoky aroma. Made from a coconut wax blend, this candle brings a raw, unapologetic vibe to any space.
Ingredients & Materials
Ingredients & Materials
Hauntingly handmade with:
- Sustainable coconut wax blend (beeswax added in summer).
- Lead/zinc-free cotton or wood wicks.
- Phthalate-free fragrance oils.
- Frosted, colored, clear glass jars, or black aluminum tins.
- Metal or wood lids.
- Eggshell matte paper label with a handcrafted design.
Cured for at least 24 hours before shipping.
Care & Safety
Care & Safety
Warning! To prevent fire or injury:
- Always burn candles within sight.
- Trim wick to 1/4” before each use.
- Place on a stable, fire-resistant surface, away from drafts and flammable objects.
- Keep out of reach of children and pets.
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours.
Size & Dimensions
Size & Dimensions
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
Our products are inspired by horror films, literature, and pop culture but are not affiliated with or endorsed by any specific creators, studios, or intellectual property owners.
Frightfully Sustainable
At The Smell of Fear, we believe even the darkest creations can be eco-friendly. Our candles are designed with sustainability in mind, so you can enjoy them while caring for the planet.
